Funny skits musi waMarch 8 nokuti vakwegura. Script musi March 8

March 8 - zvikuru akamirirwa kwenguva refu zororo vakadzi vose munyika. Kazhinji ngwariro kwete kunyima kunyange vasikana vaduku, uyo pamwe chete navanaamai vavo vanowana compliments uye zvipo. March 8 rinopembererwa muchikoro pamwe nemamwe mazororo, uye zuva kwokubatsira inotarisana rakaoma: kufadza kwete chete vadzidzisi uye schoolgirls, asiwo vakakokwa konzati vevanaamai uye vanambuya. Yaida kuitika rakagadzirirwa mudiki uye mukuru kusekondari. Achitendeukira kwaari, uchakwanisa kuwana kusetsa skits musi March 8 nokuti vakwegura uye kudzidza zvinhu vanyorwa Yemagungano.

Vamwe hwesangano nyaya

Setsika, zvichiita zviitiko zvakadaro vanosarudzwa mukomana nemusikana - kupfuura basa uye yakajeka vokusekondari, vanogona kuramba kumbokurukura vateereri. Kushongedzwa muhoro musi waMarch 8 pachikoro - pfungwa inokosha. Nekuti maruva itsva vari zvinodhura, unogona kushandisa chakagadzirwa, musakanganwa Balloons nevana vanodhirowa. Funny skits uye majee kuti rakasanganiswa nokupembera uye nenziyo wakagadzirwa vadzidzi. Pakutanga zororo racho anofanira kuva nemashoko varipo kuzokorokotedza vadzidzisi uye - kana zvichiita - kupa vose maruva. Panoperera mukirasi imwe kuenda kumahofisi avo uye akaramba mhemberero cake uye zvinwiwa.

yokutanga chiitiko

Presenter 1: Kwaziwai, dzinodiwa vadzidzisi uye vadzidzi!

Presenter 2: Hello, vabereki vanodiwa uye vaenzi zviitiko zvedu!

Mutungamiriri 1: Nhasi isu makohwa yaipiwa pachikoro chedu anodiwa kupemberera zuva apo akanaka hafu revanhu riri kumirira mashoko akanaka uye ndafara maitiro.

Presenter 2: Nhasi rwakazvitsaurira iwe, dzinodiwa vadzidzisi, vanamai, vanambuya, uye, chokwadi, mudzidzi wedu.

Presenter 1: musi waMarch 8 pachikoro rava tsika mu chikwata chedu duku ushamwari, uye saka tiri Diana uye vatori vechikamu yedu chiitiko achaedzazve zororo iri chisingakanganwiki chete. Ini mudane ...

(Hereinafter zvinganzwika kwaziso kune vadzidzisi, nhetembo musi waMarch 8, chokupika kutamba uye nziyo nhamba. Unogona voice zvemashoko mudzidzisi mumwe uye akavonga basa ravo, kupa bouquet).

Kubva munhoroondo zororo

Presenter 2: Bamba, kwete tose tizive nezvenhoroondo March 8.

Presenter 1: Ndizvozvo, Diane, saka isu achava nechokwadi kujekesera nevaimuteerera edu.

On ari EMAKATUNI rinowanika Slideshow nemifananidzo inopenya chaienzanirana kutungamirira matauriro. Images vari achiperekedzwa mumhanzi uye mafirimu.

Presenter 2: Vanhu vakawanda vanoziva kuti pakutanga zuva chakatsaurirwa kuna pakutsvaka rakaisvonaka hafu revanhu kutora nzvimbo yaro yakakodzera munyika.

Presenter 1: pakuonekwa zororo chokuita nezita Klary Tsetkin. Pakutanga, ndokutumidza zita "International Day yokubatana vakadzi vari kurwira kodzero dzavo."

Mutungamiri 2: Hazvishamisi kuti musi iwoyo muna 1857, pakava vakawanda chiito yokushanda vakadzi muNew York. Chokwadi, sangano yaMarch 8 pachikoro asina vaifungidzira - mashoma emakore, mumwe mukadzi akauya kupemberera nhasi mhuri yake, kubasa, nemasangano zvedzidzo.

The goho worudzi ruduku

Presenter 1: Calling 8 March Day vanamai zvose, zvakakodzera kutaura vakadzi gotwe, chii vari vedu mboni puraimari.

Presenter 2: Ivo akagadzirira detembo duku vanamai vavo, avo vakakokwawo kupemberera uye ikozvino kunyatsotevera uchiona mumwe waivako vateereri. Saka, undosangana vasikana 3-B kirasi, vanoverenga nhetembo musi waMarch 8.

Chokutanga, mai vangu, mbuya vachikorokotedza

Vazhinji vose ndinovada!

Amai, Ambuya, uyai,

Ndichaita kukufudzai keke.

Chechipiri: Uye nhasi, ini mai vangu Belle!

Uye nhasi, ndinoda vakomana akafanana neni o!

Kutenda, I Narva Amai maruva -

Ndizvo chikoro tiri tine mwanasikana!

Chechitatu: Tiri shamwari Papa nhasi mangwanani.

Gadzirira kudya Amai, Ngaasuke katsi.

Amai aizouya manheru uye kufemedzeka nomufaro:

Cat nyoro, usingapisi muto - uyo saka anoshamisika!

- Chinhu, mwanasikana, nhasi muri misikanzwa chaizvo,

Uye okunze utrechka kwakakwidibira, kuchinaya.

- Amai kufarira muto uye katsi - zvipo,

We kundomukwazisa iwe pazuva rokutanga Eighth yaMarch!

Four: Kana mai kuti vazorore, nekuti zuva rose

It anogeza, vanorichenesa, anotigadzirira, kusona ...

Asi nhasi ndiye anokosha - ose epamba

I Achazviita ive Amai anoenda kubasa.

Chechishanu: March 8 - zororo kuchikoro ,

Day mapato tea yemitambo!

moms edu, tinokudai,

rudo rwenyu uye kuchengetwa handizokukanganwi!

Witty uye shamisa skits musi March 8 nokuti vakwegura

Presenter 1: Diane, Unofunga uye kudzidza dzedu kunonakidza chaizvo, vasikana chikoro chepuraimari?

Presenter 2: Bamba, ndiri mairi uye handina kupokana! Kuzviratidza, tave kubvunza vadzidzi mugiredhi 9th kuenda pachikuva chete Thumbnail.

Mamiriro "Yokumukira kemisiti"

- Sidorov, handina kutarisira kuti abate kwamuri shure muchivanze wechikoro ane mudzanga vakareruka! Zvino, chinhu iwe nezvangu poplyashesh! vabereki havafaniri kuuya pasina kudzoka mangwana, Ndichaenda kuvaudza kuti uri kungokangaidzwa midzanga!

- Sergey Viktorovich, vabereki havafaniri! Ini ndakaita firecrackers Netariro Ilinichny uye aida kuisa moto navo ikozvino.

- Nokuti kemisiti yako kana chinhu? Saka imi regai kunze nepahwindo, Sidorov, uye denga - ngatiende, batsirai!

"Yakanakisisa chipo musi March 8". setsa chiitiko

- Me, dzangu 10-Nhasi, ari kufara zvikuru! Guys yakandipa kuzvinyoresa kuna Thai sauna, manicure, pedicure uye chokoreti masaja chaiswa! Chii vane ndarama, zviri vakapedza sei ivo mari pairi! Ndicho yakanakisisa chipo musi March 8!

- Zvino isu tinoziva, Ariadne Ilinichna uyo wakabirwa chefuma wechikoro ...

Mamiriro "Kings zvino uye ipapo"

Mutungamiri 1: Zvinonzi ino rudzi rwavana zvakasiyana chaizvo: vakomana nevasikana vasingaremekedzi vadzidzisi uye vanobvuma majee antics. Ngatitaurei nechokwadi ichi uye kuteerera kurukurirano vadzidzisi kuti dzakabuda chikoro yeSoviet.

- Raisa Fedorovna kuti munguva dzakaoma ikozvino aenda! Kamwe basa redu rakanga kupfuura kwazvo akaripa uye nomukurumbira. Vadzidzisi aigona kuenzaniswa nemadzimambo, nekuti vakanga vaita pakudzidzisa vanhu. Zvino ini kuratidza munhu pachikoro, izvo zvinogona kunzi namambo?

- Zvino nhasi, avo vanozviti vana, Lidia, ivo voga vane kupfuura zvose-anoziva.

Mamiriro "dimensionless Bag"

Presenter 2: Diane, uye ini bheji ndiri mudzidzisi Calculated pakutanga kuona!

Mutungamiri 1: Zvino sei iwe kuzviita, Max?

Mutungamiri 2: Zviri nyore - nokuti vadzidzisi chikuru masaga pasingazosiyiwi chete magazini asiwo, zvinoratidzika sokuti, bhasikoro anogona kukodzera. Tinovimba kuti kusetsa skits musi waMarch 8 (nokuti vokusekondari, isu wapa basa nokuda) Muchachinja vanakidzwe.

Petrov anoenda kurutivi horo Chirungu mudzidzisi uye anokumbira kuti anunure Pachinhu yacho Blog:

- panguva bhodhi Svetlana, I ndokuisa nhasi uye akapiwa pamusoro shanu! Achiisa dhayari, saka ndinogona kufadza mai vangu, nekuti mangwana March 8!

- Zvakanaka, Peter, iwe chete mira, Ndichange kuwana dzvuku kunyora.

(Svetlana anobudisa bhegi magazini ake dimensionless, kemabhuku, diaries, penzura nyaya uye vamwe vakadzi "mazano" - Muzinga, mumwe lipstick, girazi).

- Svetlana, mumigwagwa kwatosviba, ndinoenda kumba kuenda. Muri pano kusvikira mubato akacherekedza, uye ini ndauya kuzokuona mangwana nokuti kuongorora kukwira. Uye nenzira, I kundomukwazisa iwe musi March 8!

Mutambo pachikoro kwapera ...

Presenter 1: Dear vakokwa, chiitiko wedu wakatarwa anouya kupera.

Mutungamiri 2: Tinovimba kuti nhetembo kuti vanaamai kusetsa skits musi waMarch 8 (nokuti vokusekondari agadzire nhamba yakadaro, zvikazooneka - semafaro!) Unoda chaizvo, uye kana kumusha uchaona vakanaka kwedu yezororo.

Mutungamiri 1: We nomwoyo wose kuda kukutendai, vadzidzisi anodiwa, nokuti basa kuti aiswe dzidzo uye kurovedzwa kwedu; iwe, mai anodiwa uye naambuya, kutsigirwa kusingaperi; iwe, musikana anodiwa, nokuti zvauri kuedza nesimba kuti tiwane zivo uye kukura anozvibata vadzidzi.

Mutungamiri 2: Zvino iwe muchimirira vaizoshamiswa shoma - tii. Tinokumbira vadzidzisi, vadzidzi uye vabereki kuti vakaparadzana makirasi.

In yeMagungano vapedza kupemberera March 8. Setsa skits uye mamwe mabasa zvakakodzera kuramba mukirasi. Izvi zvisati zvaitika, vabereki vanokokwa kuti ashanyire kwemasimba vanodhirowa uye zvigadzirwa. Mabasa yakapiwa ikoko, akasangana vadzidzi mubasa zvikamu Arts Akanaka, "Beading", "Photo Art" uye vamwe (kana).