"Notes brownie": nhengo dzose pfupi

XXI remakore - Nanotechnology nguva, nzvimbo tsvakurudzo uye mberi kwesayenzi. Zvose tichigara, akaita zvisina mukare achikwakuka racho kukura. Pashure pezvose, makore 10 apfuura, vashoma angadai akafungidzira kuti unogona mafirimu kuburikidza mbozha. Zvino hazvishamisi. Internet ari kuramba kutsiva kwakajairika chokwadi. Hakuna munhu kushamiswa zvakaoma zviri pomumbure, kutenga uye Mugshot mhepo matikiti paIndaneti.

Mukutanga 2000s, Blogs rinoparadzirwa paIndaneti. Chinozikamwa pano ndechokuti mashoko anoisa munhu ( "Notes Brownie" Somuenzaniso), hunowanika vanoshandisa. Vanhu vanoyemura panguva dzakadaro, kudzidza zvirimo, kurukura uye kuparadzira nayo.

Kubva bloggers, vatori venhau uye vanyori

Mumakore achangopfuura, Blogs vava akurumbira zvokuti hurumende Russia Somuenzaniso, akaita ndaizvipira inofananidza navo vezvenhau. Inorwadza, dzinonakidza uye zvinokosha misoro nezvayo mumakore achangobva kupfuura munzvimbo dzakadaro. Uyezve, dzimwe nguva mumwe kana mumwe munyori pachena upenyu hwake pangozi chaihwo zvakaoma, nokuiswa ari Network "nokukurumidzira" mashoko.

Kazhinji, zvisinei, bloggers anongoti vane vateereri nokuisa mukati Munyika Wide Web nyaya yake chinosetsa, kazhinji haana vakadzikama zvikuru kugutsikana. Izvi zvinogona chete kutaura kuti "mashoko rwiyo haukwanise kukandira," uye kana munyori zvechokwadi unyanzvi, mabasa ake anokwezva vaverengi (mumwe wavo - "Notes Brownie" - a Funny chaizvo nyaya). Achidzivirira chinonyanya chazezesa kuvengwa mouthed saka vanogona chete kutaura kuti zvikuru vadetembi Russian Barkov, Pushkin uye Lermontov dzimwe nguva achibvumira madiro zvakadaro nhetembo dzake. Uye sei iwe okuti Faina Ranevskaya: "Zviri nani kuva munhu akanaka, akapika, pane akanyarara tsika chisikwa"?

Asi sezvo ari kutonga, bloggers urege kuwa zvikuru "yamschitsky manyorerwo", uye ndikapunyuka unopinza zvirevo chete wedzera kunyemwerera. Uyezve, isu tose zvakakwana kunzwisisa siyano pakati bawdry uye rakanatswa "banter", izvo ichi kana kuti munyori anoda kutaura pfungwa dzake. Kunyange vanozvishandisa vasingateveri yakafanana okugadzira zvinhu, kanenge kamwe, kuchera web, wana anobatanidza kune vakawanda tichivenga mabasa Genre ichi: ". Notes Brownie" "Masyanya", "Cat kebab Notes" kana

Funny yakatipoteredza

Nhasi isu vanoyeuka ibudirire "blogernuyu Smeshilka" akakurumbira kwazvo pakati pevanhu vaduku. Pakutanga: bhuku ane munyori ari Osip Senkovsky ( "Notes Brownie"), ine chokuita. Hongu, nezita nzvanyira, asi hapana zvimwe. zvatakurukura kusikwa anenge 30 mumwe zvidimbu, chiri muchimiro dhayari ane mashiripiti chisikwa anogara muimba kupfuura vanhuwo musikana.

chidimbu chimwe nechimwe chiri conventionally rakakamurwa vakaparadzana mazuva, akatsanangura dzimba, chikuru hunhu opus ichi. Dzimba vane shamwari uye shamwari zviduku zvakashata, vanomumukira tenzikadzi wake. Uyezve, munyori akaedza kuratidza, uye maumbirwo ukama hwavo zvigumbuso zvose, kupopotedzana, uye mufaro zviduku venyama.

Zvichida zvinokosha kuziva kuti chigadzirwa "Notes Brownie", nhengo dzose zvinoonekera nomuzvarirwo, kufanana howa pashure mvura, verenga nokukurumidza uye nyore nyore. Pakazosvika nguva ino, "Notes" rinogona kuva substantially yakareba. Tinotarisa 16 okutanga, izvo, maererano vaverengi vakawanda, vari kubudirira zvikuru.

Kujairirana Brownie

Saka, chii chiri pokutangira "Notes Brownie"? Chikamu chokutanga rinotsanangura zvikonzero zvishoma Dhimoni Duku atore mudanga. Iye anoba bhuku kubva hositesi. Panguva iyoyo zvinova pachena kuti muverengi kuti - kuva asina muduku, asi iye akararama kwemakore anenge 150. Dzimba zvakajeka hakunakidzi. All ariko ari mufurati akapfuura kurwira zvinofadza uye zvitsva ruzivo.

Zvinova pachena kuti ndiye chistoploten chaizvo, haana kufanana Somuenzaniso, ndiro dzakasviba. Kugara navo zvimiso "hositesi" haisi simbe uye zvakanaka akachengeta imba, vachisiya makomo asina kushambwa nezvirongo, nemikombe, nezvirongo nezvimwe Forogo, Banga Nechipunu, Brownie anoba mhete yake.

Nokufamba nyaya zvinoitika kuti mudzimba ane shamwari - katsi yatenzi. Sezvo chikazozikamwa, mhuka idzi kuona midzimu yakaipa chero, saka vose gamba wedu yagamuchirwa. Vanotamba pamwechete, kusvetuka uye kumhanya. Uye chokwadi, izvi zvose zvinoitika usiku, apo hositesi kuedza kurara. Friends pave yakawanda ruzha, asi dzinozivikanwa anoenda katsi. Pashure pezvose, vanhu havatendi nezvikwambo. Zviri pachena kuti katsi iri kugumbuka chaizvo uye hositesi, uye dzimba; nokuti mitambo inosanganisira vaviri, asi munhu kutora Rap. Cat rakakiyiwa muwadhiropu, uye imba-anoenda kicheni uye kutsamwa rinorira refu ndiro. Hositesi achishungurudzika.

Uyezve, iye achitsvaka kubatsirwa mupristi, uyo ane refu akafamba mekamuri ane mudziyo, kudzinga madhimoni. Zvisinei, ichi ndicho kuseka dzimba chete. Haasi kutya vapristi. Kusiyana vacuum, umo kumadhindindi vari akavanda pasi pomubhedha.

Vaidzinge chero nzira inda

Notes Brownie, nhengo dzose dzinobereka kuudzwa zvose zvichiitika pamwe mwene, uye taurira pamusoro chitarisiko mukomana wake. House uye katsi akasangana mutorwa hakuna kunaka chaizvo. Mutambi mukuru, kunyange akabvunza shamwari zvakashata chokuita kukuvara mutorwa shangu. The katsi akaramba, asi zvino akabvuma. Zvakaguma airangwa zvakare uye akagumbuka kwazvo misha iyoyo zvose izvi, chete unakirwe. Asi kurwisa haana kubereka zvinozoita. Boyfriend achiri anouya unodikamwa, uye ugare usiku.

Brownie anogadziriswa pacharo kukurira dambudziko iri uye kuedza dzipa hope hositesi. Iye anomuka nokutya uye anonyunyuta kuna wake waaida. Orange Yane no anovimbisa kudzivirira musikana, kukonzera kuseka mudzimba. Kutaura kwayo napo ruvengo uye kurwisa munhu. Izvi pamwe Ndokusaka hositesi kamwe zvakare kutora matanho kurwisa masimba akaipa. nguva ino, iye akatendeukira vafemberi. Nyanzvi vakagumisa kuti mukamuri akararama mweya mukupera sekuru, izvo chinoita mumwe munoseka mudzimba.

Achiona kuti vafemberi vanoshanyira kuti hapana kutungamirira, muridzi anosarudza kushamwaridzana dzimba. Kuti aite izvi, anoisa ave cakes on the mukaka pasi chitofu, vachifunga kuti iye nehope. Pakupedzisira unouya pamwe katsi hwokuyananisa. A usiku shoma pasina yokumbozorora shamwari dziri akavanda muwadhiropu. The hositesi akanyonganisa uye kutsvaka chipfuwo, muchitenda kuti akanga apukunyuka.

Kufambira uye murume

Ndaneta uye vakarwadziwa chaizvo iye anosarudza kutengesa mufurati kubudirira. Brownie inotarisira kuti izvi hazviitiki. Asi nokukurumidza nyuchi itsva vanhu, uye zvinova hakunakidzi. Vazhinji vose anosuwa katsi ake. Vari kuedza kukurukura vachishandisa keriya njivavarungu. Vasingachakwanisi kutsungirira kubhoekana uye kuparadzana, Brownie runokusunganidzai kuti ishamwari wayo kubva tenzi mutsva mufurati. Iye anobvuma exchange. Nokukurumidza shamwari zvakare. Sezvineiwo, wokutanga katsi akanga achiedza haana kuratidza mufaro zvikuru, asi akati kuti, zvakare, akanga asipo. Hupenyu vaviri zvakare akaenda senguva dzose.

Zvichakadai, hositesi kunouya mumwe suitor. House anoronga zvakaipa itsva. Nepo mutorwa akarara, ari kuedza dzipa naye. New Beau haasi kudavira kutadza kufema uye matambudziko diki, iye vachidanana musikana rinopikisa. Notes Brownie (chikamu 9 inotiudza kuti "murume chinoshamisira" akaroora chete muridzi) mberi pfupi kucherechedza pamusoro chii uye otherworldly mauto ndiyo sema. On Roses Somuenzaniso, icho chinounza Kurogane mumba. Rimwe zuva, ari vapererwa, Brownie anoba kiyi kubva motokari chikomba wacho, uye iye anoramba husiku. Côte achitsvinya akatsinhira iyi, vachiti kuti shamwari yake haazivi sei kufunga sokuronga.

Asi nyaya - nguva mafaro - awa. Zvinokosha uye katsi kutamba nedebwe uye kutsvaka. Zvino iye akavanda nomwoyo wose. Brownie zvino hanya kutsvaka. Akashamiswa zvikuru kuwana katsi iri wokuwachisa, uye kunyange kuziva zvimwe mwero zvisingaitiki Joker.

Zinaida Zakharovna

Pashure Brownie netsaona akapa aida kiyi vakakokwa pombi, muridzi zvakare nezvazvo chitendero. Zvakare akauya mupristi uye refu t hadyana yako yezvinonhuhwira, paaifamba mufurati, iro kwazvo varambe vachifara "zvakaipa." The hositesi akatanga kurara chete pamwe magetsi kuti Brownie nguva akatendeuka kure.

Vasingazvioni rakasvika zuva akaberekwa katsi. Friends zvakanakisa vakapemberera musi uyu unokosha: akatasva machira, vakapararira midziyo, vachinwa valerian uye zvimwe misikanzwa.

Life akaenda senguva dzose, uye nokukurumidza katsi uye Brownie vakadzidza kuti achashanyira. Chokwadi kuti muridzi refu kwazvo nguva akamirira mai vake Zinaida Zakharovna. Brownie akasangana naye "chingwa uye munyu": pakarepo kusaswa chingwa mafufu pamubhedha uye munyu tii. Kuwedzera zvose nechekare kutokanganwa suitor akauya, pamwe vanotoziva mai nezveramangwana. Izvi vasingagoni kumira kunyange katsi, asi akaita rweshangu dzake. Yaakanga kurangwa chete, uye namai vake, uye mwanasikana.

Manheru, panguva mutambo chimiso champagne shamwari havana cherechedzai Zinaida Zakharovna uye iye mukudzora pamusoro chivhariso, akarova musoro wake pamusoro kabati. Kubvira pranksters vakasarudza kumutumidza chete Zinedine Zidane. Notes Brownie (20 chikamu rinotiudza chinhu kuroorwa nokukurumidza Zinaida Zakharovna) akaramba retelling pakati nokutambudzika "hondo" pamwe hositesi naamai. Zidane akaudza mwanasikana wake kuti cakes on the mukaka kuti brownie - rusaruro; uye akanyangarika. Brownie vakarikunda sezvo nokunzi hondo. Usiku ihwohwo, akaedza dzipa Zinadina, asi kuti chete kusimba ngonono. Pasinei ose anonyengera, iyo hositesi mhamha vasingagoni kusiya.

Cat pamusoro yakadzika kusuwa akasarudza kurega kudya "Kitekat". Zvisinei, kungoti kwakatora pezvizuva. Zinaida Zakharovna pakupedzisira vakatanga kuenda kumba. Côte asi akazadzisa chipikirwa kwechakavanzika dzimba vakapamba wake overshoe, asi Zidane haana kuona chinhu; uye ndakasiya. A manzete mukaka munzvimbo, upenyu vanova chikamu kwomuzvarirwo gwara.

Dog imba

Notes Brownie (Chikamu 5) kuramba chii tenzikadzi anoda imbwa. Izvi kungoerekana akanaka kunokonzera katsi iri mhuka kuvhiringidzika. Kwemazuva akarasikirwa muwadhiropu Paunoshandisa pedyo nayo kubva mukati. Brownie, nokuti kuseka, unobatidza katsi zvakavi- kutya zvakasimba.

Zvino kwakauya zuva X. Vakauya imbwa. Dog akazviratidza kubva padombo "muhomwe". Cat, achiine muwadhiropu, anofarira mudzimba kuti pane mhuka. Buddy asakuvadzwa anoti vakauya wolfhound. Cat, achitaura kukurumidza mabhizimisi, akapedza usiku muwadhiropu. Asi umhondi ndichazvirumbidza panze, uye nokungwarira vakabudawo yokuvanda akauya anorwara achiri imbwa.

Vakatya zvikuru - kujeka. Asi pasi kuchema Brownie katsi vakadzingirira mhuka yose mufurati. Papera kanguva, zvishoma yokufungisisa, achiri akasarudza kudana chibvumirano. Imbwa ndezviya kunzi Hulk.

Cat, kwakavakirwa pachena mumuviri ukuru, akatora patronage pamusoro Hulk. Akatanga zvirevo zvechiuto uye anoita runhare pachake chete se "vamwe Veterans." Hulk haadi kunotiyeuchidza. Uyezve, vose vari vatatu vakabvumirana chakakomba nezvavasingadi nokuda hositesi mukomana. Imbwa kunyange kamwe arumwa makumbo chikomba nokuti yaakanga akapiwa chinokosha kava. Asi kuti Hulk haana kugutsikana: usiku dzikaruma jendurumani dzebhutsu; varangwe zvimwe Ane katsi.

Hike kumugwagwa

Ndiyo nguva kuenda, uye hositesi vakanga vasara, akatora naye Hulk uye kusiya katsi iri achitarisirwa nomuvakidzani. Notes dzimba, 6 unotanga kutsanagura wokutanga kwidza kumadhindindi mumugwagwa, kutaura pamusoro sei shamwari maiva muna mufurati.

Brownie zvakajeka kufinhikana nemhaka yokushayiwa zvachose zvinhu zviri pamberi kudheerera uye hositesi mukomana. Mushure kufunga, akasarudza kupa katsi rwendo pfupi muchimiro kufamba zviri pachivanze pedyo. Kuti refu tichidzivisa uye anouya pamwe ose tuzvikonzero, asi zvino kuziva kunoita, uye iye anobvuma.

Mumigwagwa, uye katsi, uye Brownie vakashamiswa sei makuru nyika zvakazoonekwa kuti. Vangani anogona kuonekwa kusarudza kubva wakatetepa kamuri duku hositesi! Asi nyika yakanga yakati utsinye. Ivo yagara pachivanze katsi, uye chete nokutsunga mhanza neshamwari kudziviswa kupopotera. kumusha usiku pamusoro muchidziisa huru pombi.

Nokukurumidza kuti kutarisirwa hositesi nokukurumidza. Brownie afunga kunomuchingamidza vakapararira zvinhu, nekuti vachiri kufunga katsi. Pavakadzoka vasikana akazoziva kuti nokukurumidza iye akawanikwa mukomana. Zviri rinobvundisa chaizvo kuna vose vatatu zvakaenzana. Staff akasika kukurira "murume chinoshamisira".

Matchmaking, Year New uye michato

chikomba pachake hakuiti kuisa kuita kupfupiro, vachiziva kuti izvi zvinogona kuguma zvakaipa. Yakadaro kubvuma runoratidzwa ari kuenderera nyaya "Notes Brownie." 7 chikamu chinotanga kushanya kune matchmakers. Asi kurwisa kufamba yakagadzirira. House-agere patafura pedyo hositesi uye tikatevedzera akasiyana inonzwika sava nehunhu fufune. Vaenzi havana kunyara. Ipapo katsi vakasarudza kuenda nokuda akachimedura uye ndikamumara makumbo avo. Nokuti, senguva dzose, akarohwa. imbwa Hulk chete akati uchifungisisa, zvinoita njere kuramba zvokunze ezvinhu, kana vakasimba kupfuura iwe.

Around nayo akazviratidza kuti muchato kuva. Tenzikadzi rokutsiva makagadzirira nokuti, uye nevatatu kutarisirwa nokukurumidza asvika Zinadina Zidane. The mwenga vakauya zvokupfeka pamuchato. All vatatu anakidzwa nayo, uye katsi kunyange vakachema pfungwa uye zvachose rakanyatsozarirwa pachake ari muwadhiropu.

nyonganyonga Gore Idzva rakafukidza zvose. Kwete vanhu chete, asiwo umhare nevatatu vachigadzirira yezororo. Zvino New Year! Muwani akasvika, Brownie Ndaikudzungudzirai akamuunzira neguchu Champagne uye koko pamusoro yagara "murume chinoshamisira" chaipo pahuma. Kufunga izvozvo semhanza yakanaka, misikanzwa nevatatu aiva bhora, vachifambidzana New Year. Izvi ndizvo zvatinoudzwa muudzame anoti Brownie (Chikamu 8). Pashure pezvizuva zvose kunonakidza chaizvo kuti Krisimasi yakasvika Zinaidoy Zaharovnoy, uye ipapo Year New yekare.

Asi muna January - mwedzi refu. Naizvozvo, kuti hositesi aiva nguva asi kuroorwa. Kuti izvi zvisaitika zvikasashanda, uye Brownie akasarudza kanenge unakirwe - akapfeka bowler ngowani uye vakaenda resitorendi apo muchato kufamba. The chiitiko chinozikamwa aiva mashoko kutamira kunyika imba, iyo chikomba avaka kuti mhuri yake.

huni goblin

Notes Brownie (zvidimbu 11) anoramba nyaya mhuri yose kutamira mumba itsva uye pakumuziva. Ose mugari akawana nzvimbo uye basa. Saka, ungwaru Hulk anopedza nguva pamberi choto, kufunga zvose, katsi rinopedza imba uye anobata nenhunzi uye Brownie kudzorera kurongeka uye "chivakwa" wehondo.

Pedyo muzvinzwe Brownie unowana nhau kubva njivavarungu pambiru. Anonymous tsamba, asi pane kukokwa kuti "Museve" pamwe veko. Kutora kudzivirira katsi Brownie achipinda musango. "Notes Brownie" musangano uyu chinokosha chose chinhu chitsauko chose chiri kutenderera. zvidimbu 12 anotipa magamba itsva - the Goblin navanhu vake-mhuka. Vose mumiriri mauto zvakaipa dzinobvumirana kuva shamwari uye kwete kupindira mumwe.

Valentine Day scrapbook dzimba (13 chikamu) anobata anorondedzera kukwazisa kadhi, izvo akasaina katsi: ". Vadiwa zvakaipa kubva mhuka nyika" Zvichakadai, munhu wose ari kumirira yechirimo. Côte Unlearning vaviri nziyo mudzimba uye anofarira kuuya March 1st.

chitubu Activities

Artwork "Notes Brownie", nhengo dzose dziri chaizvo zvemafaro akasungirirwa karenda. Naizvozvo, dzinonakidza kunyanya kuverenga. Saka, musi May mazororo wehondo mhuri kupikiniki waguta, uye dzimba dhayari ake anoda rename zororo iri Barbecue Muponesi. Nzira iyo vagari vane zororo pamusoro hunhu, hunokonzera kuseka muupenyu chaihwo, asi maererano "vasiri vanhu" - zviri chete hilarious!

Asi nyaya dzinotevera dzinotiudza nezvehupenyu hwekunze kweguta uye mararamiro anokwanisa aZinaida Zakharovna uye mutungamiri Kuzmich. Nhemba Imba (20 chikamu uye vashoma vanozotevera) vaudze nezvezvitsva zvitsva zvezvinyorwa zvisingabatsiri.

Pakati pese, kana iwe uchida kufara mafungiro uye kuverenga unobtrusive, unoziva kuti chii uye kupi. Tichawedzera chete kuti gore rino "Domovoi Diary" yakaiswa mubhuku rino.