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Jimmy Carr - Mr. equanimity

Jimmy Carr mutambo, uyo majee dzimwe nguva kunyange neBritish mitemo inongozadzwa nekusvibiswa kwakasviba nekunyadzisa. Carra anokwanisa kudiwa kana kuvengwa, asi zvingava zvakaoma kungoramba usina hanya naye. Vafudzi mushure mekutaura kwake zvakanyanyisa kwakanyanyisa kuchagomera uye vachiti "anonzi Jimmy", nepo vavengi vane zvikonzero zvine chiuru zvekuyeuka kuti ane manzwiro aanobata. Kuzadzikisa mufananidzo uyu wekuzvitsoropodza uye kuzvidzora - uye mukati mawo Jimmy Carr haana kupfuura.

"Hungu, izvi hazvigoni kudziviswa - Ndinoita segentleman-rapist"

Dai Jimmy ainge ari chikafu chekudya, angadai akave akazara neine-liners yaaida. Vanonzwa vari majee madiki, uye mumashoko aCarr hapana marefu evanhu vanoteerera vanoteerera nemhepo yekufema. Aiwa, mashoko anorwadza anokonzera kushungurudzika kwekuseka ndeye maitiro ake.

Nhamba shoma

Jimmy Carr, uyo mazita ake haana kufadza sezvakaitwa nheyo dzemitambo yake, akatanga basa rekusimudza mifananidzo kumakumi maviri nematanhatu. Basa rake rakashanda rakatanga muna 2000 (Karru akangogogodza 28, akazvarwa musi waSeptember 15, 1972 muLondon), asati amboita Jimmy akagamuchira dzidzo yakasimba yeChechi yeRoma, uye akabva ashanda mubasa rekutengesa. Zvinonzwika here kushaya bongo? Saka Carr akafunga kudaro - nguva yakareba kudengenyeka kwakakundwa nerubatsiro rwechirwere chepfungwa, uye Jimmy, akarova zvose zvakaoma, akaratidza nyika kumira-mhanya kusinganzwi kutaura kwemashoko anotsvedza uye asingagamuchirwi - anoseka pamusoro pekusatenda, pedophilia, vanhu vakaremara uye vanorwara.

Kutuka zvose!

Hazvina maturo kutaura kuti nenzira iyi pamusoro wemudzimai Jimmy Carr, matanho emhirizhonga anoramba achiparara? Zvinonyangadza kuzivikanwa - epithet ino yakajeka pamberi pake. Asi zvinonakidza ndezvokuti kusimidzirwa hakuiti kuti zvakakodzera kururamisa, kwete, nguva dzose haigoni kushandiswa. Kunyange apo nhokwe pamusoro pevarwi veIraq neAngland vane nhengo dzakatemwa dzakauya kwaari pamusoro pematambudziko, Jimmy Carr (inoratidzirwa munyaya ino) akapindura kuti haaoni chinhu mairi - anogara achiseka pamusoro pemisoro yakadaro, chii chinofanira kumunyadzisa?

Kupfuura kunaka?

Pasinei nezvose zvinotaurwa, Jimmy Carr ane zviuru zvevafasi munyika yose. Iye anowanzonziwo munyika yekwake - kuBritain pamuratidziro wake hazviiti kungoita zviuru zvevanhu zvinouya kuzoteerera mutambo, asi vanotengawo DVD pane maitiro, uye vanodzokorora zvakanyanya kuyeukwa.

Mutambi wezvirongwa zvakawanda

British humor kune avo vanoziva zvishomanana nezvake, zvinogona kuonekwa zvakasimba uye zvakachengetedza. Izvozvi, izvi zvinoshamisa kusanganisa kweunyanzvi nekunyadzisa, unyengeri uye unyengeri. IEngland inofadza kuunza mapurogiramu akawanda emibvunzo iyo, kubva kwaunogona kutora chokwadi chinofadza uye kuwedzera miganhu yezivo yako, asi iyo inowedzera majee pamucheto wekusagadzikana. Rimwe rakadaro ndiro Big Fat Quiz of the Year ("Big Fat Annual Quiz"). Jimmy Carr ndiye anopa nguva dzose. Isu tinofara kumuona uye neChimwe Chinofadza ("Chinofadza") - uyewo mhinduro, kubuda, nerufaro, kazhinji kanopfuura kamwe pagore.

"Asi nei uchizvifananidza kudaro?"

Jimmy Carr anoyeukei? Zvakanaka, kunze kwemajee ake anonyangadza, kubva mairi makuru acho anotora misoro yavo neichose chinosemesa? Vaya vakamboona kuratidzwa kwake, vachapindura pakarepo - nekuseka. Ichokwadi, kuseka kwake kwave kuchiratidza kufanana kwakafanana muimba yacho. Iye, pachena, isird. Asi Jimmy, anoshamisika Jimmy, anozvitsoropodza Jimmy, asina hana yehana, kuvhunduka pamusoro pechinhu ichocho.

Mune imwe yehurukuro, Carr anoti iye "haana kururama", achitsanangura kuti "vanhuwo zvavo vanoseka kusema, ndinoseka kufemerwa". Mutsara uyu unofanirwa kutaridzika wekumira-up uno kusvika kumagumo: "sekizi kugadzirira hondo".

Saka kana, pakutanga kokuzivana naCarr, mubvunzo unomuka kana asingazvifungiri, sezvo iye pachake akapindura achiti: "Asi nei uchizvifananidza zvakadaro?"

Rudzi rwounzenza

Jimmy Carr joke ari mutema here? Zvechokwadi. Inyaya iyo haina kugamuchirwa, mukufunga kwevakawanda here? Izvi ndezvechokwadi. Ane hanya here? Ndizvozvo. Vanomuda here? O, hongu!

Asi tarisai, nei uchidikamwa ipapo? Kune imwe chikonzero nokuti anowedzera bhizimusi reBritish. Kwete, kune, hongu, zvakakosha zvakasimirirwa, kwete zvakanyanya kuipa, asi Carr nekuenzanisa kwake, mutauro wakakomba, kufungidzira - nokuda kwake hakuna mhinduro dzemisoro. Uye vanhu vanoda kunzwa rusununguko urwu, kuti vanzwe izvo ivo pachavo vangave vasingatauri kutaura, kurega kuenda kune zvakasarudzwa.

Zvechokwadi, kune avo vanoidza kuseka kwaJimmy Carr hapana chimwe chinopfuura "kuronga." Zvakanaka, zvakapiwa kuti mudikanwi ari kufamba zvakajeka pamusoro pechando chine simba, iye zvino achigadzika tsvimbo, muhunyanzvi, haagoniwo kuramba. Akangwara, sevanhu vose vakakodzera vanotora kumira muEngland - nokuti iyi ndiyo marudzi munyika ino.

Mukupedzisa

Zvakanzi zvakakwana kuti anzwisise kuti Jimmy Carr ndiani. Asi ma-aphorismasi uye hurukuro dzake dzichava dzakanakisisa kwaari. Kamwe kamwechete kuti uione ichinyatsokosha. Zvichida kunyange kusimbisa huwandu hwakawanda hwezviratidzwa.

Pedzisa nyaya yacho nemashoko kubva kuna Jimmy:

"Wati wamboreva nhema kubva mumamiriro ezvinhu anonyadzisa here? Mamiriro ezvinhu anobva pakarepo zvakakurumidza. Ndakanzwa nezvemusikana akareva nhema kumurume wake nezvekuita kwake pamuviri. Uye zvino ichitendero chose. "

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