Mapoka jokes pazuva rokuzvarwa kwomukadzi

"Kuberekwa iholide yehuduku" -mashoko anobva kuimba rwiyo rukuru rwaGigor Nikolaev, anorondedzera zvakananga mafungiro evanhu vakawanda pachiitiko ichi. Kuti udzoke kunyange kwechinguva munguva iyoyo inoshamisa, apo hazvibviri kuchengeta kubva pakufungidzira kwezvishamiso zvinoshamisa uye zvipo, zvichida vazhinji vangada. Saka sei usingaiti mafungiro akanaka kune munhu waunoda kuburikidza nekugadzira script inofadza uye jokes dzakasiyana-siyana dzezuva rokuzvarwa. Mukadzi achava nekushamisika kwakadaro nokuda kwekutora kwake. Mushure mezvose, vamiririri vehutano hwakanaka mumvura yakadzika yemweya nguva dzose vanogara vana.

Rarama kwenguva yakareba kushamisika!

Mutadzi wemhemberero zvechokwadi achayeuka holide, kana vashanyi vake vachiratidza kufungidzira nekugadzirira kukurumbira kusingawanisi pamwe chete. Nzira yekushamiswa kusingadzorwi ichaiswa kubva pamaminitsi ekutanga. Chinhu chikuru ndechokubvumirana mberi uye kurova chitarisiko chako. Uturu uye mimhanzi majee ari kushanda asina mhosva.

Pazuva rokuzvarwa kwomukadzi waunogona kupa, somuenzaniso, kushanda kweboka re gypsy. Vapindi vayo vane nziyo dzinofadza uye mitambo haisi kuzosiya mwana achangoberekwa asina hanya. Uye hazvifaniri kuiswa zvakakwana pamapatya gypsy. Duva rine bvudzi kana shawl rakajeka richave rakakwana kuvakadzi. Varume vachakomborera kushingaira kwavo uye kufara. Uye zviridzwa zvemimhanzi zvinogona kuva matambo emwana uye rattles. Kana zuva rekuberekwa richichengetwa mu cafe kana muresitorendi, unogona kuunganidza mangwanani uye unosangana nemunhu ane mhosva nenziyo yekare yakakurumbira "Wakazvarwa akauya kwatiri".

Mhemberero iyi, yakabatwa munguva yezhizha muchifuva chezvakasikwa, inopa mukana wekupa mwana achangoberekwa zvisiri izvo. Musangano wemimhanzi muHawaiian style, zvechokwadi, inoda kugadzirira. Zvichave zvakakodzera pakufananidzwa kuita zvishongo pamusoro nemitsipa yemaruva. Nokuda kwekuimba kwemimhanzi, shandisa rwiyo rwenyika yeHawaii, uye panzvimbo yezviridzwa zvemadzitateguru, unogona zvakare kushandisa vana rattles. Asi sezvazvichava zvakanaka, uye zvichayeukwa kwenguva refu.

Kufara uye kunakidza nokuda kwekuzvarwa kwemukadzi - script

Kufara mitambo, makwikwi uye zvikwata zvichabatsira kudzivisa kufanana uye kugadzira chikamu chakakosha chemafaro. Zvisinei, mukugadzirira, unofanirwa kuyeuka kuti kuseka hakufaniri kukanganisa. Iwe haugoni kurega joke yakaipa kuparadza zororo kune munhu wose.

Kuwana chikamu chemhemberero kunogona kutanga nemibvunzo "Unoziva tsime rakangoberekwa here?". Kutora basa remuenzi kunofanirwa kugadzirira nekuita runyora rwemibvunzo yevakashanyira, zvichibva pane zvinyorwa kubva kune biography uye zvisarudzo zvechikonzero chemhemberero. Somuenzaniso, kwaakadzidza, chii chaanoita, icho chaanoda, rudzi rwechizororo chaanosarudza, ruvara rwekunakidza, iro raanoda kudya, nezvimwe zvakadaro. Muenzi uyo akapa mhinduro dzakajeka anogamuchira mubairo.

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Kuenderera kwakanaka kwezororo kuchave kukurumbidza mumutambo wemutambo wefirimu.

Muparidzi wacho anoswedera kune chikonzero chekupemberera uye anopa hurukuro yakafanana neyomusarudzo yemupiro wemufirimu: "Ndinoda kuisa kune vateereri heroine zvemafirimu anozivikanwa akadaro se" Masikana "," Shamwari "," Zvakare zvezve rudo. " Vatenzi vanogamuchira "nyeredzi" ine mhirizhonga yakaoma. Muparidzi anoenderera mberi achiti: "Tarenda yevanodikanwa (zita) haigoni kuregererwa, saka, kumusoro yakatove yakagamuchirwa hurongwa hwekupfura mifananidzo yakawanda inofadza iyo inenge ichipenya. Purogiramu yacho yakaoma uye yakavezwa kwema makumi emakore akawanda mberi. Uye isu tinogona kungoshuva (zita) rombo rakanaka uye kubudirira kukuru kwekusika pane ino yakaoma asi inofadza nzira. "

Yakakodzera kufadza kufara (jokes) pazuva rokuzvarwa kwemukadzi wezera ripi zvaro. Zvinongova zvakakosha kuratidza mafungiro uye kuwedzera mazita emafirimu ayo achaenderana nenguva.

Muchenjeri kunoponesa

Mushure mekugadziriswa kwepamutemo uye kugadzirira, unogona kuseka zvishoma uye kutamba pamwe nevamwe varodi.

Nokuda kwechikonzero chekupembererwa, vose vakakokwa pamapepa epepa vanyoresa maitiro ekupembera kwegore rinotevera. Zvadaro, mune bhokisi rakagadzirirwa uye rakakosheswa zvakanaka, vanoisa zvavanoda-majee pazuva ravo rekuberekwa. Mukadzi ane ruzivo rwekunakidza achave achida kuziva kuti chii chakagadzirirwa prankster, kuparidzira kuburikidza neshamwari.

Kufungidzira nezvekukoleti mazai ane toyidhi mukati kunogonawo kuva nzira inonakidza yekufanotaura uye kuratidza izvo zvakagadzirirwa muenzi wemusi wezororo. Zvichave zvakakodzera kutenga maswiti akadai akadaro, kubatsirwa ikozvino vanogadzira vanovapa nemhando dzakasiyana-siyana dzemasayipi. Sweets yakakodzera nemotokari, ndege, motokari, ngarava. Zvose chokoti mazai anowanikwa mudengu uye akavharwa netauro. Mwana achangoberekwa anopa kubata kamwe chete. Chikoyi mukati mukati menyu chicharatidza kuwanikwa kweramangwana. Kufungidzira mazamu akasara kunogona kupfuurira nhengo dzemhuri kana shamwari dzechikonzero chemhemberero. Manzwiro acho achamutsa majee ose akadai. Pazuva rokuzvara mukadzi, semunhu, unogona kugadzirira kushamisika kwakadaro.

Ndiani acharumbidza zvakanakisisa?

Kupikisana nezita iri kuchava kushamisika kunonakidza kune musikana wekuzvarwa. Basa revakashanyira richava shoko rimwe rekutsanangura chikonzero chemhemberero. Somuenzaniso, mumwe anodana iyo - yakanaka, imwe - yakachenjera, yechitatu - inotapira nezvimwe zvakadaro. Hazvibviri kudzokorora, uyo akapa mahu kusiya mutambo. Mupikisano unoenderera mberi kusvika kune wekupedzisira. Iye seanokunda achagamuchira mubairo.

Jokes nokuda kwekuzvarwa kwemukadzi - kapfupi skits

Zvose zvinonakidzwa zvichaendeswa kumitikiti yemicherechedzo nekubatanidzwa kwevose varipo.

Semuenzaniso, unogona kufungidzira kuti vaenzi ndivo vanachiremba vakabatsira kuonekwa pachiedza chemukadzi wezororo. Iye zvino vanofanirwa kuongorora mamiriro ake ezvinhu. Tarisa kuonekwa uye mafungiro. Apo basa revashandi vezvechiremba nemashoko ari pamakadhi akagadzirirwa achaparadzirwa, mutungamiri pane kodzero dzechiremba mukuru (pano mushure meHS) anotanga kuongorora:

"Mhando ipi yekupisa inoitwa nechecheche?"

Hanzvadzi # 1: "Inofara, ine kupenya kwomufaro!"

GW: "Chii chinoitwa nevadzidzi?"

Chiremba nhamba 1: "Vanopenya nomufaro!"

GW: "Mapapu akazarurwa here? Inzwi riri kupa? "

Hanzvadzi nhamba 2: "Zvimwezve! Kuti anoimba nziyo, ipapo anoseka! "

GV: "Mitezo inowanzoitika here?"

Chiremba nhamba 2: "Kunyange zviri nani, kare jasi rakapfupi rakatora!"

GW: "Kunzwa kwakanaka here?"

Chiremba nhamba 3: "Anoteerera paanoda!"

GV: "Hazvina musoro here kunhuwa?"

Hanzvadzi # 3: "Chengetedza mhino yako mumhepo uye nguva dzose uchienda kune rombo!"

GV: "Waunoshanda naye kugumisa?"

Vanopindura mumutsva: "Akakwana, ndinokutendai kuvabereki vake!"

Munhu wose anomutsa magirazi avo uye anopa chirafu kuvabereki vavo.

Amai ndivo zvose zvedu

Kune vamwe vakuru vateereri, kunewo majee akanaka. Zviitiko zvekuzvarwa kwemukadzi pazera rinokwanisa kugadzirira vana nevana vazukuru. Dhanzi rakakurumbira "locomotive" ichaunza mufaro kuna vose vakuru nevana. Mutevedzeri wemusi wezororo ucharatidza chivako, uye hama nevanoswedera pedyo vachamira kumaseri kumashure kwevatengesi vake, vachitora chiuno chemunhu ari mberi. Pasi pemimhanzi inofadza, chitima chemhuri chichatanga kufamba kwayo. Basa re "locomotive" nderokushandura kasi uye nekurumidza kunonoka. "Trailers" dzimwe nguva inorasikirwa uye inoputika, izvo zvinotungamirira kumufaro mukuru. Zvisinei, chidimbu ichi chinoda nzvimbo yakawanda. Nokudaro, akakodzera kupemberera mumasikirwo kana muresitorendi saizvozvo majee.

Pazuva rokuberekwa kwemukadzi anopemberera imba yake, "Karavai" chiitiko chakanyanyisa.

Vana uye vazukuru vanobatana maoko uye vanotungamirira denderedzwa yakakomberedza yakapoteredza chikanganiso chekupemberera, vachiimba rwiyo rwekare nemashoko anoti: "Sezvakaita pa (zita) zuva rekubika bhengi takabika. Karavai, chingwa, chero chaunoda kusarudza. "

Mutevedzeri anopindura kuti: "Ndinoda munhu wose, hongu, asi (zita reimwe nhengo dzekutamba) ndiro rakanyanya." Saka, apo kune dhanho rakatenderera, musikana wekuzvarwa anoenderera mberi achitora mumwe nomumwe muboka rake uye anoudza kuti anomuda sei.

Dzokera Kushamiswa

Icho chikonzero chekupemberera kunofanirawo kuratidza mafungiro uye kushamisa vashanyi varo nechishamiso.

Zvinokodzera semakwikwi anonyadzisa, uye mavhidhiyo emashizha kana mashizha ekusimbisa, akaumbwa nenhoroondo yakawanda. Uye kubatsira kugadzirira majee anonakidza ekuberekwa kwemukadzi asina ruzivo rwekushanda nemapurogiramu akakodzera emakombiyuta, anogona kumhuri yake kana shamwari dzepedyo.

Pasinei nevashanyi vanokoshesa vanoita kuti kubatana kwezvifananidzo, kuratidze nhoroondo yekushamwaridzana pamwe chete nekutamba mazwi. Hazvizove zvakaoma kubudisa, chete Whatman inodiwa, chikwata chemifananidzo yakadhindwa, fantasy uye kuseka.