Funniest obzyvalki pamusoro mazita shamwari '

Funny obzyvalki (Video Song) - iri chikamu ngano kuti anodzokera mazuva apo vanhu vakaedza kutyisidzira muvengi achishandisa mashoko nezviito. Kushandisa zita - kuedza kukonzera chinokosha munhu achimukuvadza. Nokufamba kwenguva, kushandiswa vachinyombwa akava enzvimbo makore 6 kusvika 12 makore (vana satire) vana, kuita kwavo pachavo kukura, uye makambani vakwegura - nokuratidzwa uchifara, uye chishongo chero bato.

Children teasers

Dana vana vanotanga kukireshi, Kuratidza psycho-chirwere mutoo mumwe mhando: kuona nzvimbo chinosekwa mumagakava vakuru. Kana mwana akapa nemishonga, kakawanda asara oga. Seka vaya kusimba mupfungwa kugumbuka, vachishevedzera, achimhanya kuzovakwirira vakuru. Vabereki zvinokosha kutsigira mwana, zvinosanganisira zvinotevera pfungwa:

• Tsananguro: shamisa obzyvalki - kazhinji chete nzira kutamba, apo zvinokosha zvirimo, uye rhyming zvakanaka ( "Arkhip - old howa", "Natasha - blotter").
• Antidraznilkam Education, inova zvakakodzera rudaviro nomuromo kurwisa ( "Ndiani vanodana mazita, zita pacharo," "Haha ini uye asingauyi kukuvara - chicken kufara").
• Kana Vanakangana nokuda panze (makobvu, mutete,-refu toed) kana hunhu husina (vanoverevedza, vredina, makaro), zvinokosha kuti tiongorore kuti nei izvi zviri kuitika.

Izvi zvinogona kuva chiratidzo chokuti chinhu kugadzirisa maitiro ari mwana kana kuti kuchinja maitiro kuti Vanakangana. Kana mwana haaratidzi akatarisirwa manzwiro uye zvinoreva haarambi obzyvalok.

Teasers pakati kuyaruka

Uye pashure pemakore 12, vana vanodana mumwe. Teasers muri mhando nhatu:

• Rinosekesa (shamisa obzyvalki mazita): "Lisa - mambokadzi striptease."
• Poddovki (teasers zvakagadzirirwa simpletons) -Tell kuti "guruu"! -Kley! -Rot kusona kumusoro uta rako!
• Teasers achiratidza mumagariro mhosva unhu hunhu: "Julia - capricious." Wataurwa mufananidzo pamusoro detembo rinotaura nezvei Oleg anomira pakati shamwari.

Munguva yokuyaruka kwenguva yakareba kwakapararira chimiro kusekwa. Kunogona kukonzera ruzivo zvakakomba mune draznimogo kana asiri akasununguka pamwe chevana ngano panguva imwe yapfuura zera. Kubva iyi, zvose anozivikanwa nevakawanda obzyvalki ndima izvo chakasvitswa nezvizvarwa (mumufananidzo pazasi).

Funny obzyvalki vakuru

Kushandisa vachinyombwa mukuru - zviri game, kudzokera kuti youduku nguva inofadza, kuratidza uchifara uye rhyming unyanzvi. Panguva chevana bopoto wokufananidzira mitsetse vaiva kupfuura dzakajeka. Yakahwina hakuna akanga zvikuru zvakarurama, uye uyo aiziva zvakawanda rhyming mitsara. For kutukana Hondo wakangamwa nemhaka vakakakavadzana, uye vana zvakare kuti atangezve hwakakanganiswa muzvirongwa, kupedza nguva pamwe chete. The bopoto akakura, kana teasers akanga inogumbura.

Vanhu vakuru havabvumirwi kushandisa tsamwisa mashoko pamusoro nechitarisiko kana hunhu munhu, asi zvikuru musoro obzyvalki - avo pane nepanomboratidza usingaoneki panguva chaiyo wemapoka wacho. Ndokusaka imwe kambani noushamwari vaikoshesa kukwanisa kuwana kuseka kucherechedzwa teasers pasina rusaruro kune chipo. Kupi kunofanira kutanga mukudzidzire kukwanisa kunyora obzyvalki (teasers, chokuita kuti mazita shamwari)?

pakusarudza senhetembo

Danho rokutanga - ndiko kugona kunhonga inonakidza senhetembo. Kuti aite izvi, tinofanira kufunga nzira dzose kuti kushandiswa zita, iro ndichapa nzvimbo okugadzira zvinhu. Somuenzaniso, Michael (akapwanyika), Mischa (posita) Mishenka (mudikamwa) Mishutka (chinosekesa) Mishulya (Granddaddy) Mika (chishamiso); Ivan (homwe) Vanya (kugeza), Vanyusha (nzeve) Vanyatka (kickback), Vanek (kwaderera); Irina (mufananidzo), Ira (Video Song), Irina (danda) Irisha (denga) Irusya (Granny), Irene (muzvinabhizimisi). Kuti tiwane shamisa obzyvalki, unofanira kusarudza vachiva unhu unhu kana maitiro rhymed mutsetse kuchabudirira.

Chimwe chezvinhu zvakafanana pokuperevedza ndiyo udhakwa. Sezvo nemazita akawanda unogona kukwira chete dambudziko kubva kumwewo?

• Valera kunwa pasina chiyero.
• Bvarurwa - zana muzana chidhakwa.
• Gene anoda kunwa uye kusavimbika.
• Bob achava nechokwadi kuti yakashapa.
• Vadim - pamusoro nehomo va.
• Ivan anofarira kutarira mugirazi.
• Anton kunwa Champagne motokari.

Pamberi zita, unogona kushandisa zvake mutsara, ipapo kuwana pfupi nhetembo, "iye akakudanai Matthew, dira shamwari nokukurumidza", "Kana zita rako bvarurwa -. Paupamhi chidhakwa"

zvemumba billet

Kana shamwari iri kufanirwa makwikwi, haagoni kuita pasina zvose zvakasikwa rhymed mitsetse, izvo zvinogona kutsiva chero zita rinenge. The Musoro kudhakwa tichaswedera zvinotevera template:

Pasha (Seva, Igor, Peter) kunwa benzi, kunwa mugomo kuna Konya.

Zvinokwanisika kunyora preform mazita nzvanyira. Somuenzaniso, zvinotevera: Roman Ivan, Kolya. Kusekwa kunogona kuva musoro.

A mukomana anonzi John muupenyu hakusi gwai - gwai.

For shamisa pamusoro mazita Misha uye Grisha Tisci obzyvalki vane siyana zvaungasarudza:

Asi dzimwe Misha musoro nemasiraidhi pasi padenga.

Grisha kazhinji ona mumwe chete pamusoro chigure mapepa.

Unoda kukwereta kukwereta Tisci, chikumbiro haisiri rasslyshit.

Kana kambani akagadza peya, zvakakodzera kubatanidza mwoyo rudo uye Vanakangana:

Kana zita shamwari, Sasha, yake yokurara kumirira Natasha.

Misoro obzyvalok

Kana zvose mazita neshamwari kusarudzwa imwe dingindira, zvichava kutarisa yepakutanga:

Chii Seva ari dzinochemera gumbo kuruboshwe, ipapo rworudyi dzinochemera gumbo Vakakurumbira. Zvinyorwa zvose achazunza Stas wedu - zviri kuvakadzi pamubhedha č. Zvimwe, Zvisinei, kubata Sergei, kana haasi ngochani. Kana kumhanya zvakakodzera, edza Edward somunhu dindingwe. For Fans vanosvuta hwatsvuka Vanogara vakagadzirira Jura.

Funny obzyvalki nokuti shamwari anogona kunzwisisa kuwana navo kusetsa ezvinhu: kurasikirwa zvipfeko mashoko, dana "pamusoro kapeti" kusvikira musoro, zastizhenie kushamisika:

Grisha, Grisha, akarasikirwa yemukati. Asi ikozvino zvazvinoita pasina achiti kunyange pasina bhurukwa.

Kusava nomusoro zvinhu, saka zviri pusa:

Elena kurova pamusoro mhino mosquito igo navo. Nokuda nemhirizhonga ... akadya zvakaipa mosquito!

Asi pane nyaya dziri panzvimbo imwe kambani noushamwari. chisekeso ichi mumuviri urema, kushandiswa tsamwisa nicknames, kurukura zvinhu, asingazivikanwi kuti vakawanda vaivapo. Mukuru yokuona nayo pakusarudza wenyaya inofanira kuva akakodzera kuti chinangwa wacho ari Vanakangana.